2019/02/12

Hello Internet;

Today we headed to Rexton NB today to perform Gretel and Hansel at the Elementary School. Apparently, it's the 12th show TNB has done in a row for the school. Pretty neat.

Other than that I still have a cold... and The Office is a great show…and I thought i should state that I often use Dwight's “perfect crime” plan as a monologue….

“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.”

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-Laura-Beth Bird.